Of course Clark Gregg knows what S.H.I.E.L.D. stands for.
Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)
I love muggleborn headcanons.
There aren’t any “anti-muggle-technology charms,” did anyone actually READ Hogwarts: A History?
Hermione said in The Goblet of Fire that bugging devices don’t work because magic interferes with electricity geez
So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding
at a hella cool castle
the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons
the bridesmaids were elf maidens
the court jester and town crier were there
the cakes were gorgeous
luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)
the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature
unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem
Here was one with an air of high nobility such as Aragorn at times revealed, less high perhaps, yet also less incalculable and remote: one of the Kings of Men born into a later time, but touched with the wisdom and sadness of the Eldar Race. He knew now why Beregond spoke his name with love. He was a captain that men would follow, that he would follow, even under the shadow of the black wings.
"all men watch porn just get used to it"
"men just have stronger sex drives than women, its just biology"
"we can't help objectifying women, its in our dna"
"rape happens a lot in our society and most are perpetrated by men, towards women, and i can't tell the difference between safe men and dangerous men just by looking so i tend to be wary of men sometimes"
"NOW WAIT JUST A FUCKIN SECOND HOW CAN YOU GENERALIZE ALL MEN THATS SO UNFAIR"
Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
NEW FEMALE THOR
NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
"Do you now?" said the dragon somewhat flattered, even though he did not believe a word of it.
"Truly songs and tales fall utterly short of the reality, O Smaug the Chiefest and Greatest of Calamities," replied Bilbo.
Just saying you are pretty awesome <3 I think I did all the talking I need right now on the post but I'll be sure to come here if I need anything, thanks for being so nice. I expected negativity and it's always cool to have people like you following me. (:
Pshhhh nahhhhhh you’re more awesome. Of course I’d offer my support for you since your one of my most amazingly cool followers who has stuck with me for a long time now! *hugs*